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Newamba Flamingo was born and raised on a chicken farm in the Florida Keys by a suicidal cult of transvestite prostitutes who dressed up in gorilla suits and played loud Polka music from distorted speakers at all hours of the night.

After escaping the chicken farm, he was taken hostage by an Elvis impersonator who forced him at gunpoint to write poetry and wear tutus.

He was last seen wandering the streets of South Beach naked and is reportedly seeking a new psychiatrist after the last one filed a restraining order against him.

If you’re a transvestite or a psychiatrist, please say hi to Newamba at www.myspace.com/newamba

     
     
   

 

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